me0wme0wbeanz:

everyone stop defending Avril Lavigne

emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

I just watched an entire season of Grey’s Anatomy in 24 hours. Fuck.

pubicles:

Becoming a cold hearted bitch wasn’t really what I planned to do with my life but here I am

I JUST FUCKING LOGGED ONTO MYSPACE AND I’M LITERALLY ABOUT TO PUKE BECAUSE I HAVEN’T STOPPED LAUGHING IN HALF AN HOUR THIS IS ACTUALLY TOO MUCH FUCK russell-is-ok-i-guess